My greatest celebrity encounter came about eight years ago, at
the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, early Saturday evening, while playing Pai-Gow Poker,
as I often am when in Vegas, in the pit directly in front of the Studio Cafe.
Alone at the table – not a terribly high limit one – $15 or $25 I believe, I see
Dr. Jerry Buss approaching, 2 gorgeous young ladies in tow. The ladies sit down
at third base and the seat directly to its left, with me situated two seats to
the left of that. Dr. Buss calls over the pit boss and immediately has the
limit at the table raised to $10,000 per hand, presumably so that his dates could
play ($25 a hand) in peace without getting harassed by any Patron’d up party
boys.
A “he’s cool” from the pit boss was thankfully sufficient to
grandfather me into my seat and a sub-five-figure limit. All of the necessary
arrangements in place, Dr. Buss prepared to head off, presumably to a
smoke-filled, marble and crystalline room, where a collection of tycoons of his
ilk would proceed to play Monopoly – with actual real estate. As he began to
walk to away, I had fanned my cards in order to set my next hand. As I did
this, I spotted something over my right shoulder, out of the corner of my eye.
It was Dr. Buss., scoping out my cards. We agreed with a nod on the proper play
and I set down my hand.
Winner.
Sweet! I just played a
hand of Pai Gow with Jerry Buss! And won!
Only, Dr. Buss remained at my shoulder as the next hand was
dealt about a minute later. Again, nary a word during our momentary strategy
session and setting of my hand.
Another winner.
Holy hell it happened
twice! This. Is. AWESOME.
A third hand is dealt, this one a dud. We both cringe and chuckle,
as I set my hand and hope for the best. A lucky push! Rinse, repeat, try not to
tremble visibly.
It is on the ensuing hand that I am finally dealt defeat, at
which point Dr. Buss announces that he’s “got to get going.” Upon doing so, he pats
me on my now-catatonically paralyzed back, smiles and says, “I wasn’t going to
leave while we were winning.”
While we were winning.
The owner of Los Angeles Lakers – Dr. Jerry freaking Buss! – didn’t want to
mess with my mojo.
Reduced at this point to puddle in my chair, all I could
conjure was "Dr. Buss, I am a lifelong Laker fan. Thank you so much, for
everything." He shook my hand and proceeded to thank me. With that, he was off, over the neon horizon, in search of a
hot streak of his own. Unsure whether to vomit or cry, I just sat there, for
what felt like an eternity.
No, Dr. Buss. Thank you.
Thank you for your vision. Thank you for your commitment.
Thank you for trusting your gut – as well as those of the men and women in your
employ. Thank you for 33 seasons, 31 playoff appearances, 16 Finals appearances
and 10 new banners. Thank you for taking care of Ronny Turiaf's heart surgery
his rookie season. Thank you for – not once, but twice – convincing Kobe Bryant
pastures are never greener than when they are purple and gold.
Thank you for "These
men put their hands together, their souls together and brought me with
them":
Thank you for the impossibility that was Forum in the 1980s.
That, in a city like Los Angeles, it was your venue to which the A list would
show up early, create a playoff atmosphere during even a mid-March tilt against
the Indiana Pacers, and keep partying, well into the night. You made possible and
presided over a time in Los Angeles that will not, can not, ever be replicated.
Neither the Lakers nor the NBA will ever be the same in your absence. That
everything will always work out in Lakerland can no longer be taken for granted.
Rest in peace, Dr. Buss.
Thank you for running your team the right way. Thank you for
bringing so much joy to so many.


1 comment:
Good stuff, Emile.
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